Never attempt to succeed travelling 7km in a boat made up of:

1) Paper
2) Straw
3) Ice
4) Lego bricks
5) Leaves
6) Kelp

Because, surprise surprise, IT WILL SINK. BADLY. EMBARRASSINGLY.

I would know. Arashi's done all 6 (with the help of Tokyo Uni professors) and sunk spectacularly each time. okay but not the kelp one because that was so hilariously sudden when they submerged after the waves from the passing boat sunk them

But now, they're highly confident of doing it in a boat made up of, god help them,


SALT

YEAH. Salt. Like lets put it in our cooking kind of salt. Salt made into salt bricks.

And then carved and assembled into a boat.

Good luck, Arashi. I'll seriously cry if it works.

And dammit, they should totally try the newspaper hot-air balloon experiment again. I freaking teared with disappointment when it ripped the second time i Odoroki no Arashi SP5 lah. It was like inches off the ground!!!!!!

I can't wait for the subbers to start releasing full episodes from Arashi Challenge Week. THE FINAL CONCRT SOUNDS FREAKING FUNTASTIC <3

No seriously, f-list, you freaking need to watch this video. it's a classic track by Arashi with lyrics interpreted by the ears of a very bad listener. 

CRACKTASTIC.


Sylvia, Min, you HAVE to watch this Super Junior Version:


FUNNY RIGHT?!?!??!

Highlights of the 23 seconds clip:

1) Sho's IN A MONOBROW) spoof of how Kane Kosugi (some random Japanese actor) will sound like if he were fluent in English but horredous in his Japanes pronounciation:

Translation: 'In all things, if you train hard enough, you will also have a PERFECT BODY'

2) Ogura-san's voice and trademark chuckle at the beginning. He's like, Arashi's bbf since Arashi no Shukudai-kun brought them togther <3

3) Nino in a bald wig and the fugly round glasses that the staff of Arashi's variety shows LOVE.

4) Ohno laughing his ass off while holding the infamous sugoroku dice

5) Matsujun is PIGTAILS AND ROSY CHEEKS <3

6) AIBA WITH THE FREAKING OMFG PHALLIC SWAN XD

7) The words at the upper-right hand corner of the screen: NIPPLE T-SHIRTS!


(laughs)

It was an amazing 10th year Anniversary Celebration Arashi. You're finally officially 10!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

嵐出会えた、良かった。